April 2013
4 posts
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PDA
if it’s straight people:
if it’s other queers:
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that one dyke in your social circle
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why i don't buy girls drinks
what i say:
but actually:
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when i leave the party early...with a hot girl
March 2013
1 post
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when the l word returns to netflix streaming
February 2013
3 posts
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watching straight people debate gay rights
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Anonymous asked: there is no such thing as a lesbian with a penis. dicks are a male organ and transwomen are not one of us. knock off this pomo queer bullshit.
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"Did you only join OkCupid to find people to have...
January 2013
7 posts
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"but you don't look like a lesb- "
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i want to make this PERFECTLY CLEAR
i’ve already gotten a slew of messages in the last five minutes along the lines of “BUT HOW CAN YOU HAVE LESBIAN SEX WITH A PENIS THAT’S BULLSHIT” “I DON’T GET IT” “WHAT” etc
SOME LESBIANS HAVE PENISES
SOME LESBIANS HAVE AMBIGUOUS GENITALIA
SOME MEMBERS OF THE LESBIAN COMMUNITY MAY ALSO IDENTIFY AS SOMETHING BESIDES ‘LESBIAN’ AND...
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"but it's not real sex without a penis"
note: you can have lesbian/queer sex with a penis, yes, but if you’re a a person who has said this or any number of similar statements, you need to stop qualifying certain types of sex by your hegemonic bullshit
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when jodie foster finally comes out
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when someone says something homophobic on the...
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that one time i tried being hetero
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listening to my straight friends talk about boys
December 2012
24 posts
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as a butch, getting feminine clothes for christmas
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when she says she's not looking for a...
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when my conservative relatives start debating gay...
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making eye contact with the only other lesbian at...
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going home for the holidays when you're not out
relatives trying to set you up with their friends’ sons
your grandmother says you deserve a nice young man
your mother commends you for not being boy crazy
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when a party turns out to be a hetero meat market
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having a crush on your straight best friend
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when she says she's never used a strap-on
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getting an okcupid account
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when my straight friend wants me to explain...
if it’s a girl
if it’s a guy
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"i've never seen the l word"
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lesbian or straight hipster with an alt haircut?
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hanging out with butches
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drag king night
Anonymous asked: is the spit chain like The Chart?
Anonymous asked: Can you please explain the lesbian spit chain, I kind of know what you're talking about but I want to be able to use it around someone and not be completely dumbfounded if they ask what I mean haha
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when my straight friends are talking about their...
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finding a girl i'm not connected to on the spit...
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the inevitable moment when i find out my crush has...
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every time a celebrity comes out
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spotting another dyke in public
expectation:
reality:
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when she says she hates brunch
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when my friend enters her first relationship with...
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the first time i wore a bowtie
November 2012
7 posts
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when an ex is hooking up with another ex
straight people:
lesbians:
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automatically assuming that everyone is gay
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"but how can you have sex if you don't have a...
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every time a straight girl tells me she's never...
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when another queer tells me she's going vegan
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oh, and romney?
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when obama wins
October 2012
11 posts
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happy spirit day
if you’re under the age of 18 and reading this site, this is for you wonderful incredible beautiful kids!
and if ANYONE gives you shit about your queerness, just know you’ve got thousands of big sisters, big brothers, and big siblings who would gladly defend you to the death
YOU MESS WITH ONE OF US YOU MESS WITH ALL OF US
masculine-of-center asked: Your response to the cis-gendered straight man made me proud. It's situations such as these where hetero-normative misogynist culture finds it appropriate to let us know how we have offended and ostracized them that make me want to bang my head against a wall. Then, out of nowhere someone responds in tune with the feelings we all share, and I want to give out free kittens to every queer I...
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when a straight girl starts hitting on me because...
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when she's being a pillow queen